Listen to Waluigi’s Super Smash Bros. Ultimate lament and bring a tissue

Waluigi's Lament.

Waluigi is not playable in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Instead, he is once again an Assist Trophy, the Smash Bros. equivalent of a cameo appearance. It caused the Washington Post to say that “Waluigi was robbed and humiliated by Nintendo,” which I’m sure caught the attention of the Pulitzer Prize committee. Fans of Luigi’s l…Read More